DISQUS

Bryan Person · 3 years ago

No Internet on a Thursday? This just won't do! I mean, what do you expect me to do? Go for a walk? Gather 'round the dinner table with my family? Read a (gasp) PRINTED book or newspaper?

Nonsense. Absolute nonsense.

:)
Lee · 3 years ago

Thank you for contacting The Better Desirable Roasted Cafe Corporation.

Unfortunately the internet is closed for maintenance at the moment, however if you would like to try again later, we would be pleased to assist you in whatever way we can.

Thank you for your interest.
Andrea Weckerle · 3 years ago

Lee,

I read this first thing in the morning and couldn't stop laughing.

If you had sent this via a free news release site, perhaps Google would have picked it up. *That* would have been very interetsing.
Lee · 3 years ago

ha ha ha -- yes, I could have 'gamed' Google as per Shel & Neville's comments today in FIR. Who knows where this could have ended up? :-)